you are lucky i am not god.

i had a nice long entry that contained this peice of knowledge...count yourself fortunate that it did not appear, for it's scolding words would have sent you to your rooms in shame. you're pompous and self-righteous declarations make me burn with desire to hold up a mirror so you can see how utterly ridiculous you look.

p.s.- thanks for listing me as a favorite...even though i'm not. hypocrites.