i'm feeling mysterious today, wearing the question-mark like a halo.
i act like i'm in the dark, but the light is just turned down low.
my words pretend to be cryptic, but the meaning is clear.
in high school we didn't write poetry, so i'll do it here.
i masquerade as a musician, but that's a bold-faced lie.
to be on MTV like avril, i'd first need a tie.
because clothes make the rock star, not the music.
you know if i ever had that power, i'd abuse it.
don't listen to me, i've got nothing to say.
if you're nice to me once, i'll never go away.
you know this looks good, let's think of a chorus.
you know what? (fuck it) all it would do is bore us.