"counts his money every morning, the only thing that keeps him horny"

yes it's me...i'm back again...even though i still have nothing useful to say...but that never stopped me before...so it shan't stop me now!

for today's topic we will talk about a special thing that i hold dear...nah...i don't really hold anything dear...at least not anymore...what to say, what to say...oh i know...i could go on and on about how i don't think my life is very nice even though i know its hundreds of times better than some of the others i've seen...nah...i've done it too many times...how about me talking about how i don't like anything except the unlikable stuff?...nah...i know...i'll talk about how all the prep girls end up dating prep guys even though they all look alike...i was thinkin about this...all the guys wear their stupid namebrand shirt that looks like all the others, with their cargo shorts and sandles...and they all have blond tipped hair...they look like fuckin clowns and yet the girls are all over them just because they think they are the shit...damn how i envy them...

wow...i've become quite the pottymouth...not really...i used to think this was even way back in 8th grade...maybe even before...i just never say it outloud...i still don't...so you don't have to worry about me being vocally abusive in public...but i carry a smirk wherever i go now...don't leave home without it...i'm slowly but surely reverting into a hermit...for real...i don't even do common curtesy stuff like smile at people who smile at me...i just smirk at them...it's like i've given up on being a functioning part of society...its a shame you can't make money as a hermit...otherwise that would be my profession...actually...i've been thinking...i'm not really hermitish...just crotchety-old-man-ish...whatever...this journal is going nowhere...i just do it for the fans now...

another thing ("you can leave if you want to, we're just jammin")...how long can you go without checking you email?...like 3 weeks?...that is crazy...i check mine at least 3 times a day...i guess you don't check your email or get online to chat when you have a real life...it's funny, because on all accounts i should have a life...goin' to a big well-known "prestegious" university...as opposed to a hometown school...i should be livin it up...makin connections...becoming a successful person...oh well...maybe next year...if i come back...i say that sort of thing, but we all know my parents will force me to graduate...i'd rather just be a "normal" person and just work at chrysler until i save enough money to get to scotland and then just pick up odd jobs there until i have enough to go to japan...then do the same thing and get back to scotland...whatever...i surely won't settle down and get married...it seems i piss too many people off...

"locked in a house... that's alarming...the townsfolk they all laugh"